I’ve got a really top tier piece of cowflesh for sale, if you know what I mean.As is, of course, but quality is guaranteed. You looking to buy a brahmin? Top quality, lowest price, guaranteed.Happy Birthday sweet roll - It’s literally the same as the Sweet Roll but there are candles on it so it’s betterĪnd, at #87, most appetizing: perfectly preserved pie.Fancy Lads Snack Cakes - like twinkies, I think they’d taste awfully processed, but the taste wouldn’t be bad…? Maybe?.Institute food packet - It’s sanitary and probably tasty enough.Potato Crisps - modern chips go stale after a day, so these are probably worse than cardboard.Dandy Boy Apples - If it’s lasted this long, they ain’t apples.Canned dog food - It’s better than any raw meat, right?.Salisbury Steak - If it’s lasted this long, it ain’t meat.Mirelurk egg omelette - Cooked eggs are okay (down to 42).Vegetable soup - Fresh ingredients that you don’t have to eat raw? Acceptable.Probably not tasty or pleasant, but it’s not unhealthy. Pristine deathclaw egg - Raw eggs are just as bad (down to 30).Mole rat meat - raw meat is just… gross.Potted meat - more for moral reasons than anything else.We don’t know anything about where it’s from, and how long it’s been there. These seem like mushrooms with radiation illness, so… pass. Glowing fungus - I don’t like mushrooms.
Food paste - It’s ‘completely devoid of flavor’ ‘turns skin pink’ ‘has psychological effects.’ Oh, and if you shoot it, it bleeds.Moldy food - Food that’s had, what, 210 years to rot? Gag.(I’m not listing chems, ingredients (like flowers,) or drinks.) I don’t have reasoning for every single one, but here we go:
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